We weren’t 130% happy with quality & style of the clothing brand, so we set 🔥fire to the old website & gave all of our stuff to a drunk 🍺hobo. We are currently running naked in the streets, which is kind of like taking a shower, except there’s less water and more people. But you are naked, so it’s basically the same thing. What were we talking about again? Don’t remember… Anyway, we’re making some new stuff we want to wear ourselves and we might let you buy stuff too — maybe. Sign up for our bold insider email list to stay updated. We will also help you be a bolder, adventurous and uniquely creative YOU. Only awesome people sign up, so if you’re not awesome don’t do it. But if you are awesome you better join. Don’t make me walk my naked body to your work and cry in front of you. STAY BOLD and click this floaty box thing below to join. We’ll probably throw in some free stuff and sweet discounts if you join too. Or maybe even charge you extra like everyone else does, whatever makes you buy our BS.